Sunday, March 2, 2014

Joking on the road

My parents are currently on a fishing vacation, but they did manage to find the time to send me this joke:

A man received the following text from his neighbor:  I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.  In fact, more than you.  I'm not getting any connection at home, but that's no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect software.  I meant "WIFI", not "wife".

Lifting the suspense

I just realized I never posted up my big win! I won a 2014 Ford Escape from Super 8 in their Facebook sweepstakes last summer! Here, I can prove it: