Friday, October 2, 2015

The Price of Gas in France

My dad has just come back from vacation and here's the first email I got from him after his trip to Vancouver:
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away, when his van ran out of gas.      

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime, and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet
To buy Degas

To make the Van Gogh."

Do you have De Gaulle, to send this on to someone else?

I sent it to you, because I figured, I had nothing Toulouse.