Sunday, February 22, 2015

A Blonde and her Jaguar

Here's one of my dad's recent jokes:

Carolyn, a very rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sports car.

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't go at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealer, and they send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it.

So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies:

"You nut, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears;

I use "D" during the day

and "N" at night."

Sweep Links for 2/22/15

Cross Country Cafe - Win four boxes of K-Cup coffee - Ends 2/28/15

Michael Stars - Win a $3,000 gift certificate - Ends 3/4/15

Shop Marriott - Win a 5-day hotel stay and a free bedding set - Ends 3/9/15

Crucial - Win a MacBook Pro - Ends 3/22/15

Florida Orange Juice - Win an Orlando vacation - Ends 3/27/15

Lands End - Win a British Virgin Islands vacation - Ends 4/1/15

Live Nation - Win a trip to the Motley Crue show in Los Angeles - Ends 4/20/15

Domaine Porto Carras - Win a trip to Greece - Ends 4/30/15

Quicken Loans - Win a free year of mortgage payments - Ends 9/27/15

Ford - Make the Switch Car Giveaway - Ends 12/30/15

Disney Pins On Sale

I'm going to try selling some of my Disney pins that I don't know what to do with. Usually I try to frame them or do something else creative to show them off.  But I don't know what to do with this one. Click on over if you're interested!