Friday, October 2, 2015

The Price of Gas in France

My dad has just come back from vacation and here's the first email I got from him after his trip to Vancouver:
                  
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away, when his van ran out of gas.      

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime, and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet
To buy Degas

To make the Van Gogh."

Do you have De Gaulle, to send this on to someone else?

I sent it to you, because I figured, I had nothing Toulouse.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Our Mickey Townhouse

We're heading out to Disneyworld in September and this is the vacation home we're renting. What do you think?

http://www.magicalvacationhomes.com/vacation-rental-home.asp?PageDataID=103920


This is too funny

I met my husband on a BBS, which was what passed for the Internet before the Internet existed. I wonder if that's why my dad decided to blast out this joke today.

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Daughter: "Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your checkbook. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in California and he lives in New York. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viper. Dad, I need your blessings, good wishes, and a big wedding."

Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through PayPal. And if you get fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay."

Sweep Links for 7/5/15

Here's some of the sweep links I've entered today and yesterday. If you enter thru these links, you'll get a chance to win too, and I'll gain an additional chance to win. Leave a comment if you enter any of the sweeps so I can return the favor to you! :)

Epic Books - Win a $1299 Macbook Pro - Enter once by 7/9/15

Mom and More - Win a blue Fujifilm XP70 digital camera - Enter once by 7/9/15

Holyjeans & My Favorite Things - Win an Emilie M. Jane Dome satchel - Enter once by 7/10/15

Your Life After 25 - Win a $50 Sears gift card - Enter once  by 7/10/15

April Golightly - Win a pair of Rockport shoes - Enter once by 7/15/15

Powered By Mom - Win a Coach Handbag - Enter once  by 7/29/15

Arnicare - Win an Alaskan cruise - Enter daily thru 7/31/15

Chinet - Win a $250 gift card and a Chinet gift pack - Enter once by 7/31/15

Epic Wins - Win $1 million cash - Enter once by 7/31/15

Rodelle - Win a KitchenAid mixer, baking tools and baked goods - Enter once by 8/14/15

Friday, June 26, 2015

Stowaway Cat

My dad, being the fan of aviation that he is, only has this comment to make about this video:

I wonder what kind of plane that is?  The skin looks like some kind of translucent plastic or fabric.

My comment is:

OMG!!!



Sweep Links for 6/26/15

These are all the sweeps I've entered lately with referral links. If you enter any of these sweeps below, you'll get a chance to win, and I'll get an additional chance to win. Leave a comment if you enter through any of the links below so I can contact you and repay the favor! ;)

Museums.co - Win a Seattle art immersion weekend - Enter once by 6/29/15

Zolt - Win an Apple watch and a Zolt charger - Enter once by 6/30/15

John Ling - Win a $300 Amazon gift card - Enter once by 7/2/15

Land's End - Win a Seattle getaway - Enter daily through 7/2/15

R. I. Heslop - Win a Kindle Voyage - Enter once by 7/6/15

Pokeroku - Win a $100 Amazon gift card - Enter once by 7/7/15

Nextline Publishing - Win the newest Kindle Paperwhite - Enter once by 7/9/15

Nana Malone - Win a Kindle Fire or a $50 Amazon GC - Enter once by 7/11/15

My Maille - Win a trip to Dijon, Paris - Enter once by 7/31/15

Perrin Briar - Win a Kindle Fire or a $119 Amazon GC - Enter once by 7/31/15

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Doggy

I apologize for the KLM ad, but it's what my dad recently sent to me, with the accompanying commentary:

This is what KLM does with left behind items on their flights... This is the best EVERRRRRR, so if you delete it without watching, you will miss out on being delighted!!


More Sweep Links for 6/7/15

I found some more good sweeps. These are my links for sharing. If you enter, you'll get a chance to win, and I'll get an additional chance to win. Leave me a comment, I'll return the favor if you enter these sweeps thru my links. Good luck!

MIA Clogs - Vote and win your favorite pair of shoes - Enter once, no deadline posted

National Archives - Win a 4th-of-July vacation to Washington DC - Enter once by 6/16

Nixplay - Win a 13-inch frame - Enter once by 6/16/15

707 Avenue - Win an Oscar clutch - Enter once by 6/23/15

The Grommet - Win a $200 shopping spree - Enter daily thru 6/24/15

Beauty Brite - Win a $100 AmEx gift card - Enter once by 6/26/15

Austin Bazaar - Win a Fender guitar - Enter once by 6/30/15

Crucial Memory - Win more memory for your computer - Enter once by 6/30/15

Smart Balance - Win a DSLR camera - Enter daily thru 6/30/15

33rd Republic - Win a $500 Nordstrom gift card - Enter once by 9/15/15

Shopping in China

I didn't think my dad kept up with new shopping mall openings! Here's a Youtube video he's recently shared about the largest structure on earth - a shopping mall in Chengdu, China.


Sweeps Links for 6/7/15

I've entered all these sweeps today. They are share-to-win sweeps -- if you enter thru these links, you'll get a chance to win, and I'll get an additional chance to win. If you do enter, please leave a comment, and I'll return the favor!

Jane.com - Win Disney tickets and $500 - Enter once by 6/7/15

RIPT Apparel - Win a Han Solo in Carbonite fridge - Enter once by 6/7/15

Karen Kane & Kooba - Win a $1,000 shopping spree - Enter once by 6/12/15

Giveaway Promote - Win $100 cash - Enter once by 6/16/15

The Shoe Box - Win a pair of Converse Shoes - Enter once by 6/17/15

Outrigger Resorts - Win a Hawaii vacation - Enter once by 6/19/15

John W. Mefford - Win a Kindle Paperwhite - Enter once by 6/21/15

Kiwi Collection - Win a 5-day Maui vacation - Enter once by 6/24/15

Kids Care Dental - Win Dr. Dre headphones - Enter once by 6/30/15

Beauty Store Depot - Win a summer survival kit - Enter once by 7/6/15

Sunday, February 22, 2015

A Blonde and her Jaguar

Here's one of my dad's recent jokes:

Carolyn, a very rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sports car.

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't go at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealer, and they send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it.

So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies:

"You nut, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears;

I use "D" during the day

and "N" at night."

Sweep Links for 2/22/15


Cross Country Cafe - Win four boxes of K-Cup coffee - Ends 2/28/15

Michael Stars - Win a $3,000 gift certificate - Ends 3/4/15

Shop Marriott - Win a 5-day hotel stay and a free bedding set - Ends 3/9/15

Crucial - Win a MacBook Pro - Ends 3/22/15

Florida Orange Juice - Win an Orlando vacation - Ends 3/27/15

Lands End - Win a British Virgin Islands vacation - Ends 4/1/15

Live Nation - Win a trip to the Motley Crue show in Los Angeles - Ends 4/20/15

Domaine Porto Carras - Win a trip to Greece - Ends 4/30/15

Quicken Loans - Win a free year of mortgage payments - Ends 9/27/15

Ford - Make the Switch Car Giveaway - Ends 12/30/15

Disney Pins On Sale

I'm going to try selling some of my Disney pins that I don't know what to do with. Usually I try to frame them or do something else creative to show them off.  But I don't know what to do with this one. Click on over if you're interested!