My dad's latest emailed joke follows. I think he got it from a British person.
A husband went to police station to file a report about his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping and has not returned.
Inspector:-What is her height ?
Husband:-I'm not too sure.
Inspector:-Slim or heavy?Husband:-Not exactly slim.
Inspector:-Colour of eyes ?
Inspector:-Colour of hair ?
Husband:-Changes according to season.
Inspector:-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Jeans/suit/I don't remember exactly
Inspector:-Was she in a car?
Inspector:-tell me the number, name and colour of the car ?
Husband :-Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip-tronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.My new Custom fit golf clubs, Powacaddy electric trolley are in the boot.. (and then the husband started crying............)
Inspector:-Don't worry sir...We'll find your car.